Mom-isms: The Funny, Wise, and Surprisingly True Things Moms Say
“Because I said so.”
The original mic drop. As kids, it felt wildly unfair. As adults, we’ve all said it at least once. It’s the ultimate parenting shortcut that somehow ends every argument—instantly. And let’s be honest... it works.
“You’ll understand when you’re older.”
Infuriating when you’re 12. Totally true when you’re 30. This one reminds us that moms are playing the long game, seeing the big picture, and preparing us for realities we couldn’t even imagine back then—like budgeting, heartbreak, and back pain.
“If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?”
Classic. Moms have a way of pointing out the flaws in groupthink with an image you’ll never forget. A+ in logic, slightly terrifying in visual.
“This too shall pass.”
Whether we were sobbing over a bad grade or a broken friendship, this phrase wrapped us in hope. And it still works, years later, when life throws us curveballs. Moms are emotional anchors like that.
“It builds character.”
Translation: This may be unpleasant, but you’ll survive—and be better for it. Moms have always known that a little discomfort leads to growth. (Even if it meant walking to school in the snow. Uphill. Both ways.)
“Don’t make me turn this car around.”
A universal warning that could silence even the rowdiest backseat sibling war. No mom ever actually turned the car around... but the threat was real enough to behave.
“Go ask your father.”
Tactical delegation. Enough said.
A Toast to the Original Influencers
Mom-isms are more than just sayings—they’re tiny life lessons in disguise. Funny, firm, and full of love, they remind us that mom always knew best… even when we didn’t want to hear it.
This Mother’s Day, celebrate those iconic quotes and the amazing women behind them. And if you’re looking for a new memory to laugh about later, why not treat Mom to something fun and creative? A painting class at Pinot’s Palette, South Hill is the perfect chance to bond, sip, and create something beautiful—maybe even a new mom-ism to pass down.
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